Chances are you've probably told a few whoppers in your time and most of them to yourself, even though it doesn't do us any good we still do it anyway.
1. Binging on a whole box of chocolates is a good idea - I'm comfort eating, I'll feel fine afterwards
2. My diet starts tomorrow
3. *Thinks of plate of food that contains nothing but carbs* diet starts Monday then
4. I'm going to become a strong independent women that nobody can mess with
5. I'll lose weight for Summer
6. Okay well maybe next Summer then
7. These heels will be really comfortable and I'll probs wear them all night
9. I'm never drinking again
10. I'll never be one of those people who are obsessed with Netflix
11. I'll just watch one more episode on Netflix, yeah just one more
12. I'm going to eat really healthy, yay quinoa yay kale
13. This is defo an Instagram-worthy pic
14. *2 hours and only 9 likes later* that's it, it's cos I'm fat, I'm deleting it
15. I do really need to spend £50 on that lingerie set
16. I'll go to the gym tomorrow
17. I have nothing to wear
18. I can pull off this statement red lip
19. Its what's on the inside that counts
20. I'll only buy it if I really need it
21. Yeah I can drink vodka straight, no probs
22. These 10 sit ups will probably give me a toned stomach by tomorrow
23. I have the will-power to say no to free food
24. I'm going to get really organised and sort my sh*t out
25. I can browse the online sales without buying anything because I really don't need that black snakeskin structured bag with gold detailing or those beaut nude heels with an ankle strap
26. I'm not making a 100 second story on Snapchat when I go out
27. I'm going to shave my legs for my own benefit and nobody elses
28. I'm going to get so much use out of this smoothie maker
29. I'm going to juice everyday till I'm a size 6 again
30. Chocolate is made from cocoa which comes from a plant and that basically makes it salad. Chocolate is salad.
31. I can walk past Starbucks and not buy anything
32. I hate Primark
33. I can pull off these trainers without looking like a chav
34. I have to buy more candles
35. I love moisturising everyday
36. A little more bronzer won't hurt
37. I'm fine
38. I am fine
39. I'll never get back with my ex
40. I look well hipster and cool with my hair in a top knot
41. I'm not obsessed with Instagram
42. Facebook is so annoying
43. I'll never be one of those girls who can't handle their drink
44. Having a resting bitch face isn't that bad
45. I'll start going running
46. I have to take a photo of my salad
47. I need to upload this #skypic to Instagram, it looks so professional
48. I don't need anymore clothes
49. This blazer and heels combo makes me look so classy
50. I don't regret consuming my body weight in pasta yesterday
51. I love being a girl
52. This bodycon dress doesn't show my love handles
53. I promise I won't Instagram my new set of acrylics
54. And won't caption it with #fresh
55. Coconut water tastes really nice
56. I'll never refer to trainers as "creps" or "kicks"
57. This selfie is so worth uploading to Instagram
58. It looks so much with X-Pro rather than Valencia
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